I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize