Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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