Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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