It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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