omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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