google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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