the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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