She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
jump out the window naked night went bad
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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