I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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