first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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