when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
