I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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