It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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