I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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