You're completely useless in the revolution.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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