420 ftw
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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