there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you would pick up someone in the library
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?