its not stalking. its research.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Do you remember whose house we're in?