I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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