Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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