Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
too bad you live with your parents still
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I love having hate sex.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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