I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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