Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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When did angry sex become our thing?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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