would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
