I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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