This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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