using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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