he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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