did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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