oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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