why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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