god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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