addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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