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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid

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• (631): View more from New York

  do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???

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  You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame

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  I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success

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• (754): View more from Florida

  Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see

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  Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.

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