Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.