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• (408): View more from California

  carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.

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  be there in 3 mins

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• (281): View more from Texas

  had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure

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• (516): View more from New York

  i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae

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