Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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