I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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