You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
