the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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