i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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