oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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