life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
being pregnant is like rehab
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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