how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
