worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
