i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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