Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
honey bunches of taint.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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