end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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