Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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