I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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