I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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