so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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