Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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