who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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