So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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