Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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