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(248): View more from Michigan

absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess

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(760): View more from California

fuck your aforementioned shoe

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.

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(206): View more from Washington

and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh

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(916): View more from California

The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.

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(419): View more from Ohio

We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?

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(801): View more from Utah

Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.

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