I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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