Ketchup is God's man juice
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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