umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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