they need to just BURY HIM!
now i know why i became what i already was.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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