i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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