Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
